Funny Jokes

Let’s Take Some Rest with Jokes

History Speakar!
The teacher asked savitha,”tell me, when was Rome built?”
Savitha: “It was built during the night.”
Teacher: “what? Where on earth did you get such an Idea?”
Savitha: “well, everybody knows that Rome wasn’t built in a
day.”


Unfair Justice!
Two students sitting at the last row of the class continued talking.
The teacher called them over and asked them to write their names 200 times.
After a While one of the students came up to the teacher and complained.
“This is just not fair.”
“What is not fair?”
His name is Roy (short) and my name is Venkataraghavan (long)


Nothing but the truth!
Prisoner: Judge, I just don’t know what to do?
Judge: Why, what is the problem?
Prisoner: I took an oath to tell the truth. But every time I try, some lawyer
objects?

Linguist Indeed!
Overhead on the train:
First man: “can you understand Tamil?”
Second man: “Yes, if it is spoken in English.”

Upkept Vows
An anonymous tax payer sent a letter to the oncome tax department, saying that he had cheated on his income tax returns ten years back, and had not been able to get a good night’s sleep since then.
He enclosed a thousand rupees, and added,”If I still can’nt sleep . I’ll send the balance